{"product_id":"innocent-people-don-t-run-wooden-keyring","title":"Innocent People Don’t Run Wooden Keyring","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eo everyone training for a marathon, heading to parkrun or simply “going for a quick jog” before breakfast—we have questions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the cheeky message \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Innocent people don’t run”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this wooden keyring is laser engraved with a bold running-figure design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for reluctant runners, professional couch athletes and anyone who believes cardio should only happen under suspicious circumstances.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 5 cm × 2.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaser engraved onto wood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeather-look loop with metal keyring\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA funny little gift for runners and non-runners alike\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: natural variations in the wood grain mean every keyring will be slightly different.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Star Squiggle Hash","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55536813637931,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/2327\/9147\/files\/20260911_175259.jpg?v=1789113297","url":"https:\/\/starsquigglehash.com.au\/products\/innocent-people-don-t-run-wooden-keyring","provider":"Star Squiggle Hash","version":"1.0","type":"link"}