Innocent People Don’t Run Wooden Keyring

o everyone training for a marathon, heading to parkrun or simply “going for a quick jog” before breakfast—we have questions.

Featuring the cheeky message “Innocent people don’t run”, this wooden keyring is laser engraved with a bold running-figure design.

Perfect for reluctant runners, professional couch athletes and anyone who believes cardio should only happen under suspicious circumstances.

• Approx. 5 cm × 2.5 cm
• Laser engraved onto wood
• Leather-look loop with metal keyring
• A funny little gift for runners and non-runners alike

Please note: natural variations in the wood grain mean every keyring will be slightly different.